I try to be reasonable..
I try to be patient...
I try to be fucking tolerant!!
But sometimes i feel like lining up every gay bastard i meet and shoot them in the balls.
&%)*&^
OK, Before any righteous individual starts accusing me of homophobia, lets get a few things
cleared up. NO!! I am not against or I DO NOT hate homosexuals! I dont consider it a act
against god. ( I'd probably argue the existence of GOD, but lets not go there). Its not
entirely against nature even though there is no use of one being homosexual to the whole
natural scheme of things. Propagation of life etc etc...
But, there is ONE thing i definitely hate!! and that is sneaky perverted closet gay bitches
who have nothing better to do that try an have a 5 seconds of fun in a local train by
sticking up close to other men!
I travel by train almost everyday.. and not a month goes by without an incident involving
some chut trying to get a little too close for his own comfort. today it was a puny little
bugger reading a newspaper. He wasnt overtly obvious ill give him that, but for a trained
eye such as mine ( which have gone thru one too many such incidents unfortunately) it was
easy to figure out what hes upto. for starters he didnt seem to be too keen to leave my
side ( or rather, my front!!) no matter how many times his attempts were thwarted by the
usual commuting public.
And then when i decided i had enough of him and tried to stand on the door.. he immidiately
follows me and stands right behind me. Disgusted as i was.. i couldnt help thinking ( that
wil make his next 10 seconds) *(%)&*%)&^..
Living in bombay and retaining a level of personal space is difficult. especially with the
kinda rush hour shit we have to live in. and these fellows seem to take complete advantage
of such situations. where a "victim" might not even know he's being felt up. I cant even
imagine how much this must be rampant in the trains all day, everyday. ever since the first time it happened to me, ive been ultra sensitive to anything
encroaching to anywhere within a one foot radius of my body! and it sucks to be that way..
If a part of me is angry and irritated at this situation, then theres another part of me
which feels pity for the poor buggers. misfits in a traditonal society and living in a
culture, often narrow minded to even the most innocuous of sexual expression, And that too
heterosexual.
Most of them might actually live off life as happily married men with dual lives.
I guess thats why I try not to whack them in the head and make a scene!! as if they arent
fucked up enough.... I dunno!! but sometimes!! im so god damn tempted to break the fucking
bones of the next guy who tries to get near my crotch!!
hehe... i guess this is how girls feel yeah?
fucking sexually repressed society! &*%)&^..
sometimes i wonder if it isnt such a bad thing to get a little "westernised" in certain matters...
I try to be patient...
I try to be fucking tolerant!!
But sometimes i feel like lining up every gay bastard i meet and shoot them in the balls.
&%)*&^
OK, Before any righteous individual starts accusing me of homophobia, lets get a few things
cleared up. NO!! I am not against or I DO NOT hate homosexuals! I dont consider it a act
against god. ( I'd probably argue the existence of GOD, but lets not go there). Its not
entirely against nature even though there is no use of one being homosexual to the whole
natural scheme of things. Propagation of life etc etc...
But, there is ONE thing i definitely hate!! and that is sneaky perverted closet gay bitches
who have nothing better to do that try an have a 5 seconds of fun in a local train by
sticking up close to other men!
I travel by train almost everyday.. and not a month goes by without an incident involving
some chut trying to get a little too close for his own comfort. today it was a puny little
bugger reading a newspaper. He wasnt overtly obvious ill give him that, but for a trained
eye such as mine ( which have gone thru one too many such incidents unfortunately) it was
easy to figure out what hes upto. for starters he didnt seem to be too keen to leave my
side ( or rather, my front!!) no matter how many times his attempts were thwarted by the
usual commuting public.
And then when i decided i had enough of him and tried to stand on the door.. he immidiately
follows me and stands right behind me. Disgusted as i was.. i couldnt help thinking ( that
wil make his next 10 seconds) *(%)&*%)&^..
Living in bombay and retaining a level of personal space is difficult. especially with the
kinda rush hour shit we have to live in. and these fellows seem to take complete advantage
of such situations. where a "victim" might not even know he's being felt up. I cant even
imagine how much this must be rampant in the trains all day, everyday. ever since the first time it happened to me, ive been ultra sensitive to anything
encroaching to anywhere within a one foot radius of my body! and it sucks to be that way..
If a part of me is angry and irritated at this situation, then theres another part of me
which feels pity for the poor buggers. misfits in a traditonal society and living in a
culture, often narrow minded to even the most innocuous of sexual expression, And that too
heterosexual.
Most of them might actually live off life as happily married men with dual lives.
I guess thats why I try not to whack them in the head and make a scene!! as if they arent
fucked up enough.... I dunno!! but sometimes!! im so god damn tempted to break the fucking
bones of the next guy who tries to get near my crotch!!
hehe... i guess this is how girls feel yeah?
fucking sexually repressed society! &*%)&^..
sometimes i wonder if it isnt such a bad thing to get a little "westernised" in certain matters...
33 comments:
yeah exactly thats how we girls feel!!
i was wondering whether to laugh or maintain a poker straight face in reaction to ur post in ur comment box!!
:P
i say u shudve whacked him yaar!!
society represses them that doesnt mean u become the outlet for their pent up sexual frustrations!!
dho daalna next time!
;-)
I don't know why but I feel sorrier for people like this man than others (perhaps equally repressed) who try to harass women. I feel very angry about the latter case but a mixture of anger, amusement and pity about the former. Maybe it's just that I cannot imagine you feeling threatened. By the way, do you feel threatened?
hey anand,
i think it is really awful that sexually repressed people try to take advantage of crowded buses, trains, public spaces, to get their 5 secs of fun at the cost of humiliating otheres or even by making them uncomfortable...
the best way is to retaliate immediately and not take this kind of shit "lying down" ;o) i suggest, the next time someone tries their luck with you, just turn around and give one tight slap ... that shud teach them to behave themselves!
i have done that... though i wonder if it taught them a lesson, i know that it left me feeling less abused !
in solidarity,
garima
miss A
well my brother had a similar experience and since then he is wary of gays...but i think i would like them..they have a good fashion sense...they are comfortable to be with...
miss A...
funny reading...my brother liked this one too..
one more example tht guys think with their dicks!! we women now atleast are not taking any more crap like this. and andy one thing this is aint "gaygiri" as such. i have seen kids as in guys as well as girls gettin molested by such perverts in our local trains!! its high time yaar!! u guys should not take this crap any longer. u should have punched this bastard on his face man!! What d fuck were u doing??!!! this is just plain sexual pervertness. i am really amused tht u guys indulge in "manly sports" hope u knw wht i mean. hav you ever thot that any one of ur guys frds may hav been a victim of molestation and is actually not enjoyin dis crap. tell me wht u think abt dis.
wht do u mean by westernised?? as in free sexual preferences bordering on paedophilia? or just acceptance of gay, bisexual and the likes? about girls feelin the way you do well...some do feel that way as in guilty (many a times we are "made to feel that way") but i say no one and i mean NO ONE has the right over your body! it's the basic animal instinct that stays "do not enter my territory..my space".. next time please just punch the living daylights out of the haraamkhor!!
sorry to be after your life but this is something tht gets me worked up a bit. y dont u guys stand up? is it coz u guys are brought up tht you'll can take everything in ur stride or coz u will b ridiculed if u dont take a stand? coz i know dis much tht if a girl slaps a chutiya like dis she wont be looked down upon wonder wht happens if a guy does d same.
@shitrint.. :P I wanna hit them, but somehow it doesnt feel worth it. i dunno! I dont think this fellow atleast deserved to be hit. but the ones before i ought to have reacted! that much i know.
@Nirodh-boy.. not threatened,nope.. they arent scary u know! just men! but i guess violated is a apt word. and Disgusted.. definitely disgusted.
@Garima... you slapped one yeah?? good re!! :) sahi hai..:P okie maybe ill do the same next time ( and i know there will be a next time ..sigh)
p.s: the thing is... they are so bloody discreet at times. it feels wierd to make a scene not knowing if that person is doing it on purpose or if its unintentional. ( this post of mine is my reaction not just to the other day but to ALL!! the tiems its happened before in one) some have been blatant and i was shocked to the point of running away. and others have been so sneaky, i didnt realise it soon enough.. after which i ran away again. guess i ought to take a stand now.
@Niki chan... :P >:D< no way ill forgive him..:P
Asangaon, long haired andy, kurla station, gud boy nudging & all! ... mammaries che ;)
remember?
@miss A... give hug to your bro ya :P
as for you.. what you are talking about are the gay people they show on tv... the real ones arent anything like them...
the ones ive encountered are old balding fat guys in bland formals!! A manager type exec again in bland formals, working class bhaiyas and raste ka tapori type looking idiots!!
and its difficult to be vary of them!! cause you dont know who is gay and who isnt!!
@blasterkutty doedoe!!
woah woah woah.. chaddi mein reh..
for starters.. this ONE incident might not comply with the rule book on "gaygiri" or whatever.. but it isnt the one incident im reacting too!!anyways.. fine yeah okie i shouldve punched him.. but that would mean ill end up punching any bechara bugger who happens to touch my ass or anyother part on my anatomy in a crazy crowded train!
Im not saying i wont hit out, but ive been unable to ... yet!! cause sometimes its just not worth it.. yet!! I dont find it easy to react in a violent way.
by westernised.. i meant slightly more tolerance for homosexuality! ( mad or wot!!.. you think ill actually encourage " free sexual preferences bordering on paedophilia"") . I guess a little more tolerance might help these bastards not to have to resort to such tricks and i dunno be more open and then maybe find their own type!! and do whatever they want to each other.
abe tu toh aise baat kar rahi hai " rights to my body n all" like im happily chosing to stand there and wait on perverts for their enjoyment. okie ill punch the haramkhor! happy!
sheeesh.. everyone wants to be a blasterkutty these days ..
if a guy slaps another guy.. its just looked at as 2 idiots in a fight!! thts all.. its not taking things in my stride. its just manner of reactions..
some assholes will start fight if you accidently nudge them in a train( in all earnest NON gayness!!)
my reactions is to move away,, for now! because i find such attempts pitiful and sad! and i guess i havent yet felt violated enough to bash a guy up! but im sure this is happen again. and maybe next time i just..
only .. im honestly scared of hitting someone!!im scared ill hurt him! and im not boasting. i just know i can hurt someone bad!
We know how torturous it can be when you're sweating & holding arms above head level. Myabe thats why he tried that trick to get ur arms to lower levels!
Possibility, no? :)
Didn't I teach you how to growl?
Grrrr..snort...gnash teeth etc?
Wokie we will have Viggud give a training session some day :D...I hear he's got rid of some of his admirers :p
...In the meantime write down these lines...
"Seedha khada reh c#@$#@$ye..."
"G##@du!jyaada hilneka hai to disco me jaa.."
"Naya-naya bihar see aaya hai kya bambai me,ch$#$?"
"Theekse pakadke khada reh...tera balance gaya toh mera dimag khasak jaayega"
This one spesal for exec ppl.
"Office me khada hai kya..aaram se khada rehna!"
And the final warning...
"Thoda aur is taraf aaya to chalti gaadi se utarna padega..."
PS:Use them as loudly as possible staring in the eye...extra entertainment when someone else besides you acknowledges and adds lines :D
Sometimes "Words speak louder tha actions"
andy that wasnt my point at all. i dint mean that u go on a hittin and punchin spree yaar!! u aint tht dumb r u? :P u know when a touch is uncalled for. and please save the gandhi crap about hittin and feelin bad or not hittin at all!! u know when sum1 deserves ur wrath especially in cases like these. i guess i am seeing it frm a girls point of view but nonetheless. btw u havent answered my q's!! diiiieeee ***take punch on petu!!***
and 'Indian Queens' means?
*scratches head over understanding post title*
miss A says queen refers to a drag a travesite ,shitrint. andy who is amma . i aint no reporter..
miss A says queen refers to a drag a travesite ,shitrint. andy who is amma . i aint no reporter..
queen or trasvestite yes.. but also used as a slang for gay peoples..
miss A .. amma is a langotiya friend,shes a reporter and your remind me of her only. see her link on the list..
X(X(X(X( maar daal saale ko! The world should be divided into gay and non gay spaces. All gays should live in the hetero parts and all heteros should live in the gay parts.
Of course, arguing semantics, it would mean that most everyone would become bi then. But let's not even go there.
Chut fatangs!!
I think I will send you red underwear to be worn on your jeans that says 'Sacred Space' both front and behind :P.
Sweetheart !!! Didn't know you were that appealing to men , must be those awesome breasts. LOL.
Dolon
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. wrote a long comment and all went kaaput. nonsense only it is. essence of it said, tch tch poor you. sad sad such things happen. and read this guy, mad crazy gay fellow who is absolutely howlarious. http://isorule.blogspot.com
tamarind said...oye amma agla post kab likhage...bahut lazy ho gaya...
Post!
ya thats how the girls feel.... sometimes even coz of just the stares that some perverts give.... :|
ya thats how the girls feel.... sometimes even coz of just the stares that some perverts give.... :|
wen u will u put up a new post man?!?!
:(
Haha! Totally agree with you till the part where you begin to feel sympathy for the kind!
Dude! U cant condone that act...its a violation.
I mean we would need to feel bad for every rapist...eve teaser in the world. Its just not right...if he was so fucking desperate perhaps he could try shagging himself off instead of caressign the pricks of other people!
UPDATE BUSTKUTTY!!! HARAMI!!
yes this how the other half lives everyday.
hi, I am really searching for Anand's new blog or his e-mail. Can you give it to me pls. His Blog was The Wonder Years
Regards,
Kartikey
kartikeys@gmail.com
ok, this IS your new blog. Cool then.
Kartikey
indian queens =)) hey update now na....
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